Oh, now I get it. It's those snappy, big red suspenders on "David Seville." I'll have to get myself a pair. (And I do still want a hula hoop.)
After coffee at Café Manila this morning, San Geraldo and I walked over to Fuengirola's Saturday [Flea] Market. The crowds (and fleas) very quickly got to San Geraldo. He lasted about 15 minutes and went home. I walked the entire fair grounds looking for something to buy. I didn't find anything I couldn't live without. I was, however, tempted...
|THIS IS THE SWEET NUTCRACKER IN THE TITLE.|
|AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT... 24+ INCHES OF [PLASTIC] MANHOOD?|
|I USUALLY HATE THE GAME, BUT THIS ONE GOT MY ATTENTION.|
ANTI-MONOPOLY, THE GAME OF THE 21ST-CENTURY ECONOMY.
|THIS DISTURBING BRIDE MADE ME THINK OF MISS HAVISHAM.|
|A MUSICAL CLIMBING SANTA (PAPA NOEL).|
|MY FIRST TWO-TAILED MERMAN. IT TURNS OUT IT'S NOT SO UNUSUAL.|
|BUT, FINALLY... I NEED THIS LIKE I NEED A HOLE IN THE HEAD.|