Sunday, January 26, 2014

Too Sexy For My Cat

In November, "People" magazine published their "Sexiest Man Alive" issue. I don't read "People." (Can "People" magazine actually even be read?) I don't look at the pictures either. But I saw in some online news blurb that "People" included a piece on sexy men with their cats. I've noticed our cats have been taking some rather sexy poses themselves lately. So, here are the "Sexiest Cats Alive," followed by me. (Click any of the centerfolds; no staples.)

FRIDAY: AMOROUS MOOSE.
SATURDAY: DELICIOUS DUDO.
BOSTON, 1981, B.S.G. (BEFORE SAN GERALDO): I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY CATS.
WINDOW SEAT OF MY BROWNSTONE FLAT ON WORCESTER SQUARE.
I WORE THAT T-SHIRT — $1.99, MACY'S — THE DAY WE MET.  HE TOOK ME HOME ANYWAY.

30 comments:

  1. Got us moving!!
    Three very sexy 'cats'!! Short shorts were the best!

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    1. Jim:
      I still regularly short-shorts (mostly running shorts) here. Sometimes, it's very nice. Other times...

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  2. It's inevitable...next thing you know, your cats will become porn stars!
    saludos,
    raulito

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    1. Raulito:
      No working parts. All they can do is pose.

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  3. You can always be their agent if, like the previous poster says, they decide to take up cat porn. They do need to earn their keep.

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    1. Cheapchick:
      I'd be happy to be their 10-percenter. Even without the "parts" (see previous reply), maybe there's good money in print work!

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  4. Gees, you got legs my husband, how did you do that!?

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    1. Ron:
      I don't know quite what to say...

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    2. like, I honestly meant 'like' my husbands!

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    3. Ron:
      Hilarious. I thought maybe that's what you meant, but wasn't sure. Another possibility was that "my husband" was the Nova Scotian equivalent of "girlfriend" as in "You got legs girlfriend!"

      Of course I have legs like Jim's, he's my OLDER brother!

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  5. Your cats do know how to strike a pose. So do you!

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    1. Stephen:
      I have probably a dozen pictures a day of the cats striking poses. I don't know what to do with them all. I hadn't seen that photo of me in probably 30 years. Just discovered it in November. What a period piece.

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  6. You crack me up! You are DEFINITELY over the blues! (so glad)..... Okay... now... who's the sexiest... you, Moose, or Dudo? (next sentence deleted)

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    1. Sharon:
      Moose is kind of macho. Dudo tends to go for sultry. Me? More tired looking than anything else. I can only imagine what your next sentence said!

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  7. People deplore eighties fashion and music. I do not.

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    1. Andrew:
      I love some of the music and some of the fashion. I loved this song by Right Said Fred, but I think it's the only one of theirs I liked.

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  8. The sexy bit of thigh notwithstanding, you gotta love the 'seventies plants. I think we all had the very same ones. It may have been the law. And you made yours last into the 'eighties! Probably by talking to them.

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    1. Walt the Fourth:
      There was, of course, a [huge] snake plant in the living room, too. (I did talk to them for a while... until they told me I was boring.)

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  9. Coincidentally, I'm off in a couple of hours to see the new Coen Bros film 'Inside Llewyn Davis', the trailers for which have been showing since well before Xmas, depicting a sizzling hot Oscar Isaac (you talk about "sexy men") carrying a ginger cat all over the place, even on the underground. I've been wondering whether I dare see it as my attention is inevitably going to be skewed by fixating on the pussy and its fate, but I've been mollified somewhat by assurances that no harm befell the cat(s) involved.

    It would be hard to outdo your dynamic duo (especially Dudo above, in that "Take me, I'm yours!" attitude) though mine do have a pretty good stab at it. And as for YOUR pose in that photo, what it says to me is "Take me, I'm ANYBODY'S!" ;-)

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    1. Raybeard:
      I wasn't as easy as I looked.

      Oddly, my father took that photo when my parents were visiting. I found it in one of my mother's photo albums in November.

      I guess I shouldn't be so shocked by the skimpy get-ups I see on the streets. I used to go running in those shorts.

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  10. Oh, you must do a calendar of all you voluptuous hunks!

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    1. Ms. Sparrow:
      Well, maybe of the first two. That last one would sit on the shelf forever.

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  11. cats as sexy? i swear the creatures have us under their thumbs - or paws.

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    1. Spo:
      Oh, look again at the shot of Dudo. Cats DEFINE sexy.

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  12. As for fashion statements,
    we've all committed our share [of sins...]!!
    In regards to your cats, fine picture selection.
    Maybe they should find an agent...

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    1. TICKLEBEAR:
      No hopes of either cat going pro. Moose is too uncooperative and Dudo... well, maybe Dudo. He DOES love the camera.

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  13. You have the longest legs that I've ever seen. And OF COURSE he took you home. You are very home takeable.

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    1. Maria:
      I really like that. No one has ever called me home takeable before.

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  14. I would have taken you home too. The kitties are adorabalicious.

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    1. Nubian:
      It's reassuring to know I was so "home takeable." But I think most people would have wanted to just cook me a meal.

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