Friday, May 30, 2014

Bikers And Party Girls

As I've mentioned before, Sandpiper is one of our favorite restaurants in Fuengirola (right here in our neighborhood of Los Boliches). Normally, San Geraldo and I prefer more typically Spanish restaurants and fare. Sandpiper is that rare exception. The menu is very English, with quite a bit of Thai and even some American (excellent burgers) and Italian (the best lasagna) thrown in. We have never had a disappointing dish. Everything is fresh and delicious. The portions are huge and the prices are amazingly affordable (downright cheap). The owners, Jason and Ana, are English and Spanish, respectively. And the staff are from around the globe.

ANA, OUT FRONT ONE MORNING.
ALWAYS SMILING... ALWAYS!

The restaurant has a wonderful mix of customers, including a loyal following, with multiple languages spoken. We go to Sandpiper regularly (more than once a week). And, whenever, we're feeling down and need some loving, we're back again. Jessica and Juan Carlos (click here for a reintroduction to "Juanca") are out front in the evenings. They're an exceptional team. No matter how tired, stressed, or depressed we might be when we arrive, we always leave contented, relaxed, well-fed, and feeling loved. The kitchen crew always make a point, when they've got a one-minute breather (it's a very popular place), to pop out and say "hi." But praising Sandpiper was not my intention when I started this post.

The Real Reason
Jason and three other members of the kitchen team, Darren, Lee, and Martyn) are planning an American (U.S. of A.) motorcycle tour — driving cross-country, east to west. They've been teasing Ana and Jessica that they'll party their way across the country stopping in Las Vegas on the way.



Although the saintly Juan Carlos is not going and would never tease Jessica like that, she finally had enough. She told Ana that, while the guys were doing their cruising, she and Ana should go to Las Vegas and have a good old time themselves. And that, of course, got me thinking.

I told Jessica about the all-male revue, Thunder From Down Under. And then I went to work. The finished product is below. It took me a while. I first had to find a good promotional photo for Thunder From Down Under. Once I had photos of the Sandpiper team, I then had to match the guys' heads to the Thunder From Down Under Bodies that matched their real bodies most exactly.

The Thunder From Down Under bodies are waxed and polished to plastic perfection. Jason and Company would never stoop to that level of vanity. Other than that, though, I'm confident the bodies are exact matches. So here now is Ana and Jessica's revenge. (Click to see them in all their glory.)

BACK, LEFT TO  RIGHT: 2 AUSSIES, LEE, AUSSIE, JASONMARTYNDARRENJUAN CARLOSBOATIE.
FRONT: JESSICA (ON ROPE SWING), ANA.

16 comments:

  1. I think you've created a whole new business for them!

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    1. Bob:
      I hope nobody's disappointed. I mean they do look EXACTLY like that. They just don't work half-dressed. Come to think of it, Lee does...

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  2. I love the form the revenge took...you have the skillz! And who doesn't love Viva Las Vegas?
    You and San Geraldo have a wonderful weekend, and eat a bit of chocolate for me, would you?

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    1. Jacquelineand...
      The only chocolate I've had so far was a thin layer of dark chocolate on top of a rice cake. But, if you insist, I'll go out and get some of the real thing. But only because you insist.

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  3. WOW! On two accounts! Firstly, this place sounds like our kind of place to eat good food and absorb all that good energy from owners and staff. Secondly, being served by these guys wouldn't be a bad idea at all!
    Next time were 'in town' we'll check this place out!! lol
    Nice job on photo Mitchell....well done!
    This was fun!

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    1. Jim:
      I worry they'll get tired of seeing us. Last night, I had hake in dill sauce. DEE-licious.

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  4. ¡ay, caramba!

    Ay, chihuahua

    This Fuengirola team certainly is a studly bunch.........Jessica & Ana......do they happen to own whips? Just teasing!

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    1. Ron:
      Jessica and Ana "don't need no stinkin' " whips.

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  5. Silliness --- the best kind :)

    Sandpiper sounds like another great place!

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  6. Damned internet! I feel like I've missed out on a whole discussion reading this blog. But... the food and ambiance sounds wonderful.... Hey Mitch.... I read when it's available, but unfortunately, making a comment is damned near impossible for some reason. Hope you know I'm not neglecting you... (you're WAY too important to me!)

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    1. Sharon:
      I don't have the internet to blame, but I've fallen way behind on my reading. Never worry. I know you're out there.

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  7. That's a lot of beefcake for Ana. She looks like she can handle it.

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    1. Stephen:
      Ana can work 12-hour days and still continue to smile (sincerely). I have a feeling she can handle anything.

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  8. Wow, just an interesting restaurant for everybody.

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    1. Gosia:
      Great food, great service, and exceptionally warm and welcoming owners and staff. My kind of place.

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