I've outdone myself by creating a brilliant and unusual breakfast (pictured below; click the image to view the recipe's multiple steps in better detail).
|I KNOW!!! GASTRONOMIC GENIUS, RIGHT?|
The cats watched me at work, very briefly, and decided to go outside to try and catch something fresh. The jerks!
|BUT NO OFFENSE TAKEN REALLY. IT'S MOOSE AND DUDO'S DAILY ROUTINE.|
(IF MONK PARAKEET AND SWALLOW ARE TOO MUCH TO HOPE FOR, PERHAPS AT LEAST SPARROW?)
It's alright if you act like a turd, because I like...