Friday, June 22, 2018

What's That On Your Foot? / ¿Qué Tienes En Tu Pie?

La versión español está después de la versión inglés.

THIS MORNING SAN Geraldo had something removed from the bottom of his foot. It was causing him discomfort. After it was pulled out, he drew a picture of it for me. I thought it was what is known as a "pea corn." Maybe not.

As he drew, he said, "Oh. I should just stop." (Remember his previous illustrations? Click here and here.)

Doesn't he know how to draw anything else?!?

ESTA MAÑANA, SAN Geraldo le quitaron algo de la planta del pie. Le estaba causando incomodidad. Después de que se sacó, él dibujó una imagen para mí. Pensé que era lo que se conoce como un "pea corn" en inglés ("callo guisante"). Tal vez no. 

Mientras dibujaba, dijo: "Oh, debería parar". (Recuerdas sus ilustraciones anteriores? Haz clic aquí y aquí.))

¿Él no sabe cómo dibujar algo más?!?

SAN GERALDO'S "PENIS CORN"...
EL "CALLO PENE" DE SAN GERALDO...

21 comments:

  1. careful where you step . . . .

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  2. Freud would love this.

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    1. Kirk:
      Maybe a bit too obvious for Freud.

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    1. Deedles:
      Oh, you have a very creative imagination.

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  4. He obviously was a penis doodler when he was a kid...now he can't kick the habit as an adult even when he attempts to draw other things. As an aside, there is ancient penis graffiti at Pompeii........so he is not the first in that line

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    1. Cheapchick:
      Actually, I'm sure he wasn't. He was a very good little boy. That kind of doodling was MY forte.

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  5. I'm starting to wonder how saintly San Geraldo REALLY is . . . .

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    1. Debra:
      Well, you know by now the title is ironic. No saint there.

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  6. hee hee hee! if THAT was removed from his foot, it was in the wrong place!

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    1. anne marie:
      You'd think walking would have made him smile ... a lot...

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    1. Adam:
      And he doesn't even mean to... He embarrassed himself with this one.

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  8. OUCH! THAT must have hurt!!
    Reminds me of a tune by Patsy Cline....."If you have leaving (penis) on your mind...."

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    1. Jim:
      I don't know that Patsy Cline tune. No wonder Jerry likes her so much.

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  9. Any more pictures and he can open his own art exhibit...drawings open to interpretations of course.

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    1. mistress maddie:
      Nah, we could just call the show "Penis As Art."

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  10. I just hate it when those things get jammed into my foot, yes.

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