Some years back, I found a web app that "dialectizes" English into "Swedish Chef." With that discovery, I was filled with joy (well, wicked glee) to be able to write to Siri in 'her native dialect.' For example, if I wanted to say, "I miss you terribly and wish you lived right here in Spain," I could dialectize that to Swedish Chef and say:
SIRI'S 'NATIVE LANGUAGE.' AND MY KIND OF COOKING... INEDIBLE.
|A ONE-OF-A-KIND CUFF. SIRI SEES THESE PIECES AS PAINTINGS.|
|IN COMBINATION WITH HER OWN METAL WORK (YEP, SHE DOES THAT, TOO).|
|SIRI'S VERSION OF A LEI.|
|ANOTHER ONE-OF-A-KIND CUFF.|
|I COMPLAINED TO SIRI THAT SHE HAD NO DESIGNS FOR MEN AND SHE CAME UP WITH CHAINMAILLE.|
I'VE GOT THE ABOVE IN SILVER AND ALSO IN COPPER (BOTH WITH BLACK RUBBER). VERY MACHO.
I THINK I MAY NEED TO GO "OVER THE RAINBOW" AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO MYSELF.
|THE DOWAGER DUCHESS WEARS A HEART LIKE THIS ONE.|
|I JUST DISCOVERED THIS TODAY.|