Monday, November 12, 2018

Tan Lines And Other Patterns / Líneas De Bronceado Y Otros Patrones

A FASHION UPDATE from the streets of Los Boliches. This is as much reality as I can manage today.

UNA ACTUALIZACIÓN DE moda de las calles de Los Boliches. Esto es toda la realidad que puedo manejar hoy.





IS THIS WHAT'S MEANT BY HOT PANTS?
¿ES ESTO LO QUE SE QUIERE DECIR CON PANTALONES CALIENTES? 
BECAUSE ONE CAN'T GO HOME WITH A TAN LINE?
¿PORQUE NO SE PUEDE IR A CASA CON UNA LÍNEA DE BRONCEADO?
AND SAN GERALDO, MY VERY OWN SHIEK OF ARABY... OR IS IT IKEA CHIC? I FORGET.
Y SAN GERALDO, MI PROPIO JEQUE DE ARABIA... O ES CHIC DE IKEA? NO RECUERDO.

38 comments:

  1. I think my eyes have been blinded!!!! The next to the last photo will do it for sure!!!!

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  2. Ya know, I was throwing up a lot last night. My stomach finally settled a bit this morning. I was able to tolerate, kind of, the mixed patterned stuff (it's always fun to try and guess Bob's favorite), and then came the tan line picture! It is a good thing that all I have in my tummy (okay keglette) is coffee! And then the chic dishtowel stylings of SG, Pepto Bismol to the soul.

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    1. Deedles,
      So sorry to add to your stomach woes, but I love that Jerry is Pepto Bismol for your soul.

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    2. His face calms me and makes me smile. Yours, on the other hand, makes me grin from ear to ear! You always look like you're up to something naughty.

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  3. Oh no no no no
    This isn't fashion; this is acceptance of not thinking viz. a brief consideration of what one wears. Now, just put anything on, it doesn't matter - in fact it's 'fashion'. I disapprove not so much the color combinations but the dumbing down.

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    1. Spo,
      I don’t know which is worse, giving no thought o what they wear or the idea that they’ve GIVEN it thought.

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  4. And the winner is........#3!!!! OMG!
    SG looks SO relaxed and really does pull off 'his look' very well.

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    1. Jim,
      Number 3 was interesting, wasn’t it? I think Jerry does pull off the look. I tried it and looked like I was wearing a dish towel.

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  5. Do they sell solid color shorts in Spain?

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    1. Kirk,
      To tell you the truth, I have no idea where they find all these!

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  6. Oh My Goodness....
    #2 shorts with socks and leather shoes ?. Then the tan line one, did he finally scratch off what is left of his tiny suit ?

    cheers, parsnip and badger

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  7. Ye gods !
    Tsk' tsk - I bet your eyes were sore after looking at that bunch of grossly dressed men,

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    1. Heron,
      Fortunately??? I’ve got cataracts that have really affected my vision! (Surgery the end of this month.)

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  8. the only person that looks normal is SG.

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    1. Adam,
      Yes, or at least somewhere along the Ikean Sea.

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  10. That flabby butt crack almost did me in.

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    1. Bob,
      It would actually have looked better completely bare I think. Nothing flattering about that roll-up. .

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  11. You can tell it's fall by the socks. Have you ever had tan lines around your ankles?

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    1. Walt the Fourth,
      My problem has always been sandals tan lines.

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  12. First I was looking at the usual horribles and sighing, and then I came to Mr Second Last and I just giggled and giggled without stopping. Fortunately dear Jerry came next to calm me down. Such a sweet boy.

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    1. Rozzie,
      Our friends used to be shocked by the dish towel on Jerry’s head. But by including him among these others he doesn’t look half bad.

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  13. After that parade of astigmatism-inducing specimens (the last one qualifies in a different way, as does the penultimate one) I could do with the remedial effects of a good dose of Dudo & Moose to recover some measure of equilibrium.

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  14. Amazing, absolutely amazing.

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  15. Just seen your next posting. Exactly what I needed to restore some sanity! Ta!

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  16. Those photos are so gross - keep them coming!!!!

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    1. sillygirl:
      Oh, I've already got more waiting in the wings. It's a never ending catwalk show here.

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