While shopping, I perused the Christmas aisles. I always thought Santa's reindeer provided the power for the flight around the world. It turns out that Santa himself is responsible. Apparently, he's filled with gas. I sure am glad he never let loose while I was on his lap.
|IT MUST BE A PAINFULLY UNCOMFORTABLE FLIGHT.|
(I WONDER HOW THEY FIT HIM IN THAT BOX.)
|SAN GERALDO AS SANTA AT YALE UNIVERSITY IN THE LATE '80s.|
|SAN GERALDO AS SANTA AT BERKELEY, 1999.|
(AS FAR AS I KNOW, HE WASN'T GAS-FILLED AT THE TIME.)
Well, sorry, I've got to run. Dudo just brought me the unraveling mouse and he's commanding me to play fetch. I'm so well trained.