Saturday, November 1, 2014

Leaving It All Behind

Some more of the local scenery. Plumber's Crack (in American English), Builder's Bum (in British English), and Culo de Constructor (in Spanish). I'm sure there are regional variations. I've been snapping these pictures for months and have decided it's time to stop.

As Tere taught me when she was down for a visit one time, it's also called an "hucha," which is the word for a coin slot (in a piggy bank for example). Click here for that conversation.

It's juvenile, I know, but I can't be expected to be mature and appropriate ALL the time. I promise to do better tomorrow when I share the story of Erotic Tapas in Fuengirola. Seriously.

(The cracks get bigger. Just click any image. Go ahead. I dare you.)












THAT'S GOT TO BE AN INTERESTING TAN LINE.

One cracking peculiar video...

22 comments:

  1. You almost have a full calendar here, Mitchell! I often wonder why bother wearing anything? It just may look a bit better that way!! lol
    Erotic Tapas, eh? Hm-m-m-m.....

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    1. Jim:
      I'm all for nude beaches. If I'm going to see someone's hucha, I think it should be intentional.

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  2. I tink they all need a plumb job ~~ ewwww!!

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  3. With rare exception, people's backsides should be covered up entirely when out and about in public.

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    1. Spo:
      I agree. But I don't even care how firm the backside. The crack should be saved for special occasions.

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  4. I'm trying to resist the waxing gibbous moon reference... ooops.

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    1. Walt the Fourth:
      This had started off as a moon-related post. I'm so sorry for you when I see how often we think along the same lines.

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    1. Jacqueline:
      Do you want to use your hands?

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  6. wow, typical photos of each beach around the world. It is typical at Baltic Sea every summer. So funny but acceptable...

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    1. Gosia:
      I snapped a picture of one at the BANK today!

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  7. Couldn't help noticing that a high proportion of the subjects of these photos are of 'portly' dimensions. Are you a closet chubby-chaser, Mitch?
    And btw: How did at least two females manage to get into this collection? (I'm not complaining. I dare not!)

    About three years ago I went to a concert featuring the moderately well-known British group 'Four Poofs and a Piano' and they also did a 'Builder's Bum' song, which I'm sure wasn't the same as this one. Still, one can't have too much of a good thing.

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    1. Raybeard:
      Aw, those scrawny little butts rarely see the light of day. And btw to your btw: There's only ONE female in the collection!

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  8. I think I'll resist making these pictures larger; some of those cracks are big enough. As if I should talk.

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    1. Stephen:
      If not for these photos, I'd probably be sharing photos of the Grand Canyon.

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  9. Coin slots!


    That last one, though, very interesting. I mean, why wear the suit at all?

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    1. Bob:
      That last one was taking it as far as he could without getting arrested.

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  10. Gee with such photos how come you don't have a show on FOX News? I am puzzled, LOL!!!!

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    1. Laurent:
      For some odd reason, FOX News won't hire me.

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