San Geraldo, who has no shame, offered me his IKEA dish towel — the one he's known to regularly wear on his head to ward off flies, the sun, cold air, and unwanted distractions.
"I don't think so," I snorted. "But thanks just the same."
AN EXAMPLE OF SAN GERALDO'S "LOOK." NOT FOR ME... |
Then a fly slammed right into my ear.
IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS I KNOW IT. |
"Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives. And I decline."
LOL! Jerry GOT YOU finally!!
ReplyDeleteYou look Palestinian with that 'kufiya'......might be starting a trendy craze if you're not careful, Mitchell!!
Jim:
DeleteI think I'm behind the times!
Trends begin this way you know!
ReplyDeleteRon:
DeleteThen I'm on record that Jerry started it!
You rook mah-vah-luss!
ReplyDeletekrayolakris:
DeleteThanks, but not everyone seems to think so!
Hey, we have those same IKEA dish towels :) Now, they'll make me smile every time I use them.... though I will resist plopping them on my head. At this point LOL.
ReplyDeleteJudy:
DeleteWe bought our first set in Sevlla. Then Jerry started wearing them on his head and I went and got entirely different dish towels so no one would think they were doing double duty!
it's YOU! a trendsetter!
ReplyDeleteanne marie:
DeleteDefinitely NOT me, but Jerry is a trendsetter.
Echoing Jim's comment above, I'm sure you can purchase somewhere on the internet a cloth with a map of Palestine on it. Would be far less conspicuous. And if you add an authentic-looking touch of going around clutching a Koran you're sure to blend in nicely. (Glad to be of help!)
ReplyDeleteRaybeard:
DeleteI have thought of classing it up with some roping around the forehead, but no Koran or any holy book for me.
As you said, it's a look! Lovely and bold.
ReplyDeleteElaine:
DeleteAnd shameless...
I love R.E.M. and that song is one of their best. BTW- you wear that towel well.
ReplyDeleteWilma:
DeleteI agree with you about REM but not about how I wear that towel.
Perhaps someone has a two-fer on head towels???
ReplyDeleteBob:
DeleteWe're way ahead of you. They're four-fers. And we now have about 20!
As San Geraldo though of becoming a nun?
ReplyDeletemistress maddie:
DeleteNot in his wildest dreams...
He's gotten you over to the dark side! Next it will be striped shirts with plaid shorts with buttcrack hanging out :)
ReplyDeleteI am not suggesting he does that by the way, the dump tourist shots lol
DeleteCheapchick:
DeleteNo, next it will be brown leather shoes, white socks, and gray (too short) tuck-ankled sweat pants. He tried that once a long time ago and I sent him back in the house!
you should take part in fashion show in Milan..
ReplyDeleteGosia:
DeleteThe "What-No-To-Wear Show"!
Not a good look
ReplyDeleteJohn:
DeleteI'm sorry! I've been told I look mah-vah-luss.
I don't think I could wear a dish towel with as much panache.
ReplyDeleteStephen:
DeleteThat's French for balls, isn't it?!?
I despise flies. They aren't so much insects but pestilence on legs.
ReplyDeleteSpo:
DeleteOh, don't get me started!
That's not the same towel. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteWalt the Fourth:
DeleteVertical stripes do nothing for my figure!
LOL!
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