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Speaking of man buns
While I was on a great walk Wednesday, a bicyclist passed me by. Well, many bicyclists passed me by, but this one screamed for attention. He was wearing padded, white Lycra cycling shorts.
I didn't find his rear-end at all attractive, but I found it especially less so shining pinkly through his old and worn-out shorts. The image was further enhanced by the broad streak of sweat (I hope it was sweat???) running down the crack of his ass. I was unable to whip out my camera quickly enough to get a photo. So... you're welcome!
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And another thing I saw on my walk...
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oooooh, the second set of buns in the gray lycra...so kissable OR spankable! ;-b
ReplyDeleteanne marie:
DeleteAnd a welcome relief after the other sighting!
If I had enough hair I would definitely be sporting my own 'man bun'! I like them.
ReplyDeleteThere was a time when I wore cycling shorts.....for cycling and fitness....you would be amazed at how freakin comfortable they are!!....then again I am sure you wouldn't be the least surprised, right?
Jim:
DeleteSame here (about the hair, I mean). I never wore cycling shorts but I did wear Lycra at the gym in the '90s. And, yes, they are freakin' comfortable. They seem to have come back into fashion, but I haven't rediscovered the style myself.
middle panel left side is especially artful. In my dreams, I look like the female version of that runner.
ReplyDeleteWilma:
DeleteMiddle panel left side was completely cool. Delicate handle-bar mustache, slim-fit sexy jeans, no socks, a snood-kind-of hair covering. I'm sure I look much better than that runner... and I live in a world of my own making.
There seems to be a lot of eye candy out there for you to enjoy.
ReplyDeleteStephen:
DeleteEye candy and quite a bit of flotsam!
All these guys with man buns are wondering why you are taking pictures...just stalking your man bun - thanks! Bahaha
ReplyDeleteCheapchick:
DeleteI haven't been caught yet. I'm very sneaky and I have decent Zoom.
Goodness Mitchell, I just don't know what to say!
ReplyDeleteCat Lover:
DeleteAnd that says a lot!
I second the second Buns Love .... and I love a man bun, but some of those up top are ridic!
ReplyDeleteBob:
Deletei didn't much like top left or bottom right, but I found some of the others very creative. I'm also envious. Maybe I wouldn't do it, I don't know, but sometimes I'd like to have the option. I'm thinking of getting Velcro and attached one to the top of my stubbly head.
Uh-oh. Is this becoming one of those blogs? Hehehehe.
ReplyDeleteWalt the Fourth:
DeleteI DO have a line I will not cross. I've actually considered sharing Woman Buns, too, but coming from me I think it would appear sexist.
It is so nice to see lycra and tight jeans come back into style.
ReplyDeleteTravel:
DeleteI just read that skinny jeans are going out of style, but I haven't witnessed that yet. Anyway, although I'm not a fan of skinny jeans, I do like tight jeans with that bit of stretch in them. Besides I have four pairs of fairly new Levi's 511s. They'd better not go out of style soon!
Enough of the nonsense of hair knobs on gents!
ReplyDeleteSpo:
DeleteI believe in equal opportunity hair knobbing.
No wonder you are out and about a lot.....such a cool and privileged life you lead!
ReplyDeleteLegs oh yes some nice legs!
and
Buns too!!
Ron:
DeleteLots of nice legs -- all that fútbol!