"What is '3D White brand'?" San Geraldo asked as he peered down at his crossword puzzle.
"Crest?" I asked in return.
"Crest?" he repeated.
He looked perplexed. "I have everything filled in around it, but there must be something wrong because I've got the word 'oralb'"
"Oralb?" I laughed, "like in Oral-B?"
"¿Qué es 'Marca 3D White'?" preguntó San Geraldo mientras miraba la crucigrama.
"¿Crest?" le pregunté.
"¿Crest?" el repitió.
Parecía perplejo. "Tengo todo a su alrededor, pero debe haber algo mal porque tengo la palabra 'oralb'"
"¿Oralb?" me reí, "como en Oral-B?"
SAN GERALDO SHOULD HAVE ACCEPTED HELP FROM THE WHITE SPOTTED ROSE BEETLE THAT STOPPED BY. SAN GERALDO DEBE HABER ACEPTADO LA AYUDA DEL ESCARABAJO DEL SUDARIO QUE SE HA DEJADO. |
"oral" - heh heh heh. a laughing way to start my day (sunday, 6:40a here).
ReplyDeleteanne marie:
DeleteI was also up at 6:40. I peed and went back to bed.
Hey, you've got a good camera there, Mitchell :)
ReplyDeleteJudy:
DeleteCanon SX720 HS wih 40x optical zoom! I love it especially since it still fits in a pocket.
I haven't had breakfast yet--Carlos is making pancakes--and now, seeing that bug, I may not be hungry.
ReplyDeleteWho am I kidding? I said 'pancakes' didn't I?
Bob:
DeleteI miss Jerry's apple cinammon pancakes!
That beetle can probably do better filling in that crossword puzzle than I could.
ReplyDeleteStephen:
DeleteOr at least no worse?
THAT was funny!!
ReplyDeleteGod knows Jerry tries!! A constant source of entertainment for you, Mitchell.....all in a good way!
Jim:
DeleteI learned from Jerry how to laugh at myself. God knows at laugh at him enough!
So funny!
ReplyDeleteRon:
DeleteThere was more this morning!
Come to think of it, Oral-B is a rather odd brand name.
ReplyDeleteWilma:
DeleteI agree. I looked it up and leraned the B stands for brush. Still odd.
I misread the clue and thought it said "3D white BREAD" . . . I wonder what that would be, lol?
ReplyDeleteDebra:
DeleteWonder Bread with the red, yellw, and blue balloons floating off the wrapper.
Hi Mitchell, great story! You two are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteRobin
Robin:
DeleteI owe it all to my muse ... and joke-butt, Jerry!