There was one I wished San Geraldo had left behind. The ornament was known as S&M Santa. I made a point of hiding him on the tree every year. (If our tree had had a dungeon, that's where he would have been.)
Recently, I was reminded of S&M Santa when reading a blogpost by Cheapchick. She had, I thought, the same Santa (click here), without the addition of steel and leather. Cheapchick referred to hers as Ugly Santa.
I recollected that we had finally gotten rid of S&M Santa when we downsized six years ago before our move to Spain. But, yesterday, when I unpacked the rest of our Christmas ornaments, I found him at the bottom of the box. Then I remembered telling San Geraldo, "Well, he's survived 29 years. No reason to get rid of him now."
It turns out Cheapchick's Ugly Santa was a beauty queen compared to ours. So, here he is, even less attractive than I remembered him (but a lot tamer).
(Click the images; unfortunately, he'll get bigger.)
Think of all the fun I've missed...
hohoho
ReplyDeleteSpo:
DeleteI thought you might like this. Did you see my 13 December post about Yulenissen? They're under 4 feet.
OMG behold S&M Santa! That is hilarious - it pays to unpack the Christmas boxes, doesn't it!
ReplyDeleteCheapchick:
DeleteIt sure did make me laugh. But your Ugly Santa is much less ugly!
Botox Lips before their time ~~ huh!?!
ReplyDeleteRon:
DeleteThose lips make him look more like a sex toy than a Santa!
Mitchell your Santa looks originally so nice.
ReplyDeleteGosia:
DeleteI don't know if he was ever truly nice, but he was at least nicer than that!
OMB!
ReplyDeleteanne marie:
DeleteI used to think it was awful and offensive. Now I just think it's kind of ugly.
He's just zip lining. They use a lot of straps and slings...
ReplyDeleteElaine:
DeleteAnd a large safety pin through the head?
"Well, he's survived 29 years. No reason to get rid of him now." And that's what traditions are made of. I do believe my parents had the same one. But's he's long gone.
ReplyDeletemistress maddie:
DeleteI guess this is now one of those "willable" items...
But he's adorable!
ReplyDeleteShawn:
DeleteWell, he's ... something!
Thanks for a little Eartha!
ReplyDeleteWasn't this Santa a member of Cirque du Soleil?
Jim:
DeleteOnly if Cirque de Soleil went belly-up!
We don't have an ugly Santa, but we have one we call Suicide Santa because he looks like he's about to jump off a cliff.
ReplyDeleteStephen:
DeleteOh, I'd love to see Suicide Santa!
Hmmm, looks like he's ready for some Reindeer games.
ReplyDeleteWalt the Fourth:
DeleteNow THAT is really disturbing. This is S&M Santa, not Bestiality Santa!
This could be the start of a theme tree.
ReplyDeleteTravel:
DeleteJust let me know when you put up THAT tree, and I'll send this Santa to you!
It's adorable! You should have him at the top of your tree.
ReplyDeleteLaurent:
DeleteI always hid him around the back of the tree. I'd put him on the top of the tree this year but, sadly (NOT), we don't have a tree!
The safety word is "Pfeffernusse." :)
ReplyDeleteMichelle:
DeleteWell, S&M Santa had better learn it. A neighbor told me today I should "accidentally" drop him off the terrace!