Thursday, February 1, 2018

My Cat Gives Me Cramps / Mi Gato Me Da Calambres

Who's in charge here?

¿Quién está a cargo aquí?

I HAVE CRAMPS IN MY FEET.
TENGO CALAMBRES EN LOS PIES.
IF I FLEX, I CAN EASE THE PAIN FOR A MOMENT.
SI FLEXIONO, PUEDO ALIVIAR EL DOLOR POR UN MOMENTO.
DUDO, MY FEET ARE REALLY CRAMPING.
DUDO, MIS PIES SON REALMENTE CALAMBRES.
COME ON, DUDO, CAN WE GET UP? PLEASE?
VENGA, DUDO ¿PODEMOS LEVANTARNOS? ¿POR FAVOR?
OK. NEVER MIND.
OK. NO IMPORTA.

29 comments:

  1. LOL! What we do for our critters!!
    I/we know all about those cramps!

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    1. Jim:
      And I tease Jerry because HE lets the cats boss him around.

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    1. Travel:
      Dudo doesn't do little cat naps. I could have cramps for four hours or more.

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  3. Tuxedo does that to me only he sleeps on my back!

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    1. Bob:
      Dudo would if I ever slept on my stomach... although then I can't pet him on demand.

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  4. "Who's in charge here?" You really have to ask? It's a cat! My late bruiser of a cat used to just wait until I was dozing, and then he'd jump and land his fifteen pounds on my chest! He was evil, and I miss him. I now have two dogs whose total weight is twenty pounds. A Maltese and a Bichonpoo. When in my bed with me, they miraculously turn into Great Danes.

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    1. Deedles:
      Dudo is cautious about climbing onboard. But once he's there, he never leaves... except for treat time... or if a bird flies by.

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  5. You obviously make a comfortable bed.

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  6. Keep up the good work, Dudo! You've got to let them know who's boss.

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  7. Buddy does that too...and takes your spot no matter if sitting on the bed or couch the second you get up. I pretend like I am going to sit on him and he zooms away

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    1. Cheapchick:
      Dudo likes Jerry's office chair and the club chair he sits in in the living room. Not only does he jump onto either chair the minute Jerry gets up, he also actually pushes him out of the chairs.

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  8. Maybe you need Moose to sleep on your feet.

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    1. Wilma:
      That has happened. Although Moose prefers cramming himself full-length alongside your legs. If you move right, so does he.

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  9. I only worked out your feet from the last photo... socks in bed? A big no no

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    1. John:
      I know. I know. But I was still in costume while taking a break from shooting a porn film.

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  10. taking a rest from watching birdies, dudo? and daddy is SO nice and warm, isn't he?

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    1. anne marie:
      And speaking of warm, he prefers to sleep curled up on my crotch.

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  11. I know the feeling - no consideration, and certainly no thanks. You're there to be USED!
    When Patchie wants to come under the duvet or blanket with me I've now learnt to hold it with space above his head while I'm sleeping so that HE can sleep. Do I get gratitude for doing that? Do I hell!

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    1. Ray:
      They have us so well trained. And we love every minute of it.

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  12. mistress maddie:
    That warm kitty was on my crotch... as usual.

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  13. Alas the cat does not look too worried about your cramps.

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